Caption Competition

Lads, a caption competition .... imagine a speech bubble and fill it.

Here is the picture !!

Please do give comment/opinion in this thread as it will be deleted, JUST captions !!

"Rumours of Incredible Dog-faced Man Proved Correct by Gardai"

- Shelbourne/Accolade use evidence of Gardai brutality to escape winding up order

- Ollie Fought The Law, And The, Law Won ... again

"Long Arm of The Law Gets To Grips With Football Hooligan."

"Drumcondra couple launch fresh campaign for same sex marriage rights"

Evil Vs Evil

"Help John Delaney, saaaaaaaave me"

Ollie:

"I swear officer, those cigarette's were just resting in my house".

I wish I wish we could beat suspects.....

"Honestly officer, it was Rovers fans"

"I keep tellin', that is my ground - I swear"

"Dodgy character spotted on Richmond road- Ollie Bryne also seen"

Found : one life-size Oliver Byrne mannequin.

If lost, please contact Drumcondra Gardai station to arrange collection.

" I swear officer, ground sharing will benefit all clubs involved "

The 2nd series of Celebrity Come Dancing starts with an unusual pairing dancing a merry waltz, followed by the (last) tango.............

What's love gotta do, gotta do with it

Bad breath is not a crime!

Or

Any Toothpaste?

Dad???

Oily..." You Corkboys are everywhere. It would be just my luck that the judge will be a Rebel bogballer as well ".

" I was only joking.......I will pay my taxes "