TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD
KICK BUTT IN THE STAR
TREK UNIVERSE:
1. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if
ever, set on "stun".
2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an
anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into
warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing
with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and
Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and
desirable --- After pithy Cardassian starvation
torture, Picard looked like hell.
4. Lightsabers.
5. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire
with one glance.
6. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class
"M" or not.
7. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with
every alien he encounters.
8. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to
cut in on his action.
9. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate
any ship named "Slave I".
10. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid
belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo
floors it.
