> A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally
> faced with the dilemma of which to marry.
>
> As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
>
> The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes and
> new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I wantto be at
> my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."
>
> The second girl returned with new golf equipment, a new stereo VCR and a
> month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you.
> They're my gifts to you because I love you so much."
>
> The third girl invested the #1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her
> original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply
> and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken
> your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together.
> That's how much I love you."
> The young man was very impressed by all of their responses.
> And finally after giving long and careful consideration, he married the
> one with the biggest tits.
