Two football names running for the Conservative Party

The Tory Party race is hotting up with the English FA Chairman, David Davies taking on little known Westport United footballer, David Cameron. According to the bookies, Cameron is odds on favourite to lead the Conservative Party after the December 5th vote, despite his interrogation on narcotic substances, and will lead the party to the 2009 General Election. The problem is that the leader of the party will lead the period of mourning when Margaret Thatcher passes away, probably within the next ten years, while he may get the opportunity to declare the London Olympic games in 2012 open. He will have to get friendly with the Queen's corgis, as the Queen is likely to live to be 120, and Prince Big Ears will never get his turn on the Throne with Princess Horse.:D