Best/worst chat up lines

Be honest lads you have all used at least one.


1.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?

2.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

3.Is that a ladder in your stockings or the
stairway to heaven?

4.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow
the hell outta me.

5.Is your father in prison, cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

6.Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor

7.My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket?" "No why?" "Cos I can see myself in your pants":o

Like suggestions 2 & 4 though:D

only ever used it as a joke with mates, never ever can remember them and even if i can i get them wrong, but it actually works cos birds will just laugh.

this one has made birds laugh, so long as its not too loud and they understand what you are saying:

me: fat penguins!!!
bird: wha?
me: break the ice!!!!

some thickies dont get it and just look at ye, but usually they do and it works.

best chat up line is ( in a real loud vioce and boistierous approach, you mightnt pull but you will be chattnig to them for the rest of the night)

howare ye girls!!!

Do you know i thought you two lads might be the first to write something, cant think why;)

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Originally Posted by Green Army Girl

Do you know i thought you two lads might be the first to write something, cant think why;)

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:eek: ;) :D

Do you find guys use chat up lines? Couldnt be arsed making a prat of myself using a line. I do that well enough without one!! I didn't use a chatup line on my gf. I think I just say "sorry I cant hear you over the music" long enough she got tired and just kissed me!! : )

thats the problem with me as well gareth i can never here anything that if you make a joke you have to be sure she can here you or you end up looking like a knob.

green army, im always on the ball...especially when it comes to birds LOL!!!

1. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
2. Are you from Memphis?
No, why?
'cause you are the only ten I see!!!!
3. Do you shave?;)

:D

strangeirish you have been in the states too long, that wouldne work over here!!!L:OL

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

strangeirish you have been in the states too long, that wouldne work over here!!!L:OL

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Too right you are there:D

"Hey, your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche"

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reply no its your big fat arse that makes you look fat.

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ya i like that.

'Do you come here often'? Cos the fcuking smell tonight is rotten...

"Hello, what's your name?"
"Jacinta, what's yours?"
"Tonight."

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea

thats the problem with me as well gareth i can never here anything that if you make a joke you have to be sure she can here you or you end up looking like a knob.

green army, im always on the ball...especially when it comes to birds LOL!!!

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Paul, as a West of Ireland man you're probably not the smoothest when it comes to getting wans, but that doesn't excuse your woeful spelling and the lack of capital letters in your posts. I think the word you were looking for is hear.

Actions speak louder than words. Chat-up lines are for boggers and losers. The best thing to do is wait til you see a nice wan texting on her phone. Go straight up to her, take the phone off her, enter your number and walk away without saying anything. It never fails.

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Originally Posted by TheJamaicanP.M.

Actions speak lowder than words. Chat-up lines are for boggers and losers. The best thing to do is wait til you see a nice wan texting on her phone. Go straight up to her, take the phone off her, enter your number and walk away without saying anything. It never fails.

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woeful spelling is right.

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Originally Posted by razor

woeful spelling is right.

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Think you must have been tampering with my quote razor.:mad: Obviously not everyone can be born with my talents but no need for jealousy.

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:p :D