Originally Posted by Cop on
As I was slowly ambling home last night, I was considering a number of solutions to this problem. The first that came to mind was to turn around & belt the head off whatever goon was shouting his/her mouth off (usually they are ignoramuses with nothing upstairs) , but that would probably only lead to a trip up the steps & I could do without that at the minute.
Another, more viable solution , however, would be to eject them from the ground. Get a few decent "security men" & if there's abuse meted out to a player/manager, then out you go. They wouldn't be long stopping their nonsense then (cue howls of outrage for 'denying me my civil liberty to vociferously berate my team'. **** civil liberties in this case.)
Alternatively, if someone close to you does so in a match, turn around & give them an outrageous bolloCKing - whether they have wives/children with them or not.