its good to have standards

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and
while sitting at his regular
table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a
table nearby...all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her (knowing that if she
accepts it, she is his).

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it
over to the woman, saying,
"This is from the gentleman." She looks at the
wine and decides to send a
note over to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes
in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and
seven inches in your
pants."

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his
own back to her and it
read: "Just so you know -- I happen to have a
Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW
850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage. My net
worth is over
twenty-million dollars. But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you,
would
I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
back."