>Woman's Prayer
> >> > >
> >> > >Before I lay me down to sleep,
> >> > >I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
> >> > >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> >> > >One who's willy is thick and long.
> >> > >One who thinks before he speaks,
> >> > >When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
> >> > >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> >> > >And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> >> > >Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
> >> > >Massages my back & begs to do more.
> >> > >Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
> >> > >Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my
> >> > >behind?"
> >> > >One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
> >> > >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> >> > >I pray that this man will love me no end,
> >> > >And never attempts to shag my best friend.
> >> > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> >> > >I look at the ****er you sent me instead!!!
> >> > >
> >> > >Mans Prayer
> >> > >
> >> > >Before I lay me down to sleep,
> >> > >I pray for a bird,who's easy and cheap
> >> > >One who's good lookin,and not too well fed,
> >> > >One who's got tits as big as her head.
> >> > >One who swallows and never complains,
> >> > >And thinks feminists are ****ing insane
> >> > >I pray that she is gainfully employed,
> >> > >And when I get ****ed,she won't get annoyed
> >> > >Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
> >> > >Massages my back & begs to do more.
> >> > >Oh! Send me a bird who will make love on command
> >> > >Knows just what to do with her tongue and her hands
> >>
> >> > >One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
> >> > >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> >> > >I pray that this bird will **** me no end,
> >> > >And suggest a "night in" with two of her friends
> >> > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> >> > >I hope she kneels too,and starts giving.....
> >> > >(you get the picture!)
