selection of letters from this month's VIZ

The Big Issue would sell a lot more copies if they made their vendors
smarten up a bit. Most of them look like tramps.
Tim Woods
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SO, its our car, our flat, and our money, but its always her tits. There's
feminism for you.
Neil
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Last night I dreamt I was shagging former Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson.
Imagine my disappointment when she turned out to be a flop in bed! Have any
other readers dreamt of poking a celebrity who turned out to be **** in the
sack?
The Hurricane, Salford
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How do people who subscribe to Darwin's "Theory of Evolution" explain ginger
people? People in hot countries have dark hair, whilst people in cold
countries have blonde hair. In temperate climates, a mixture of hair colour
is found. It can only be concluded that, in his wisdom, God made ginger
people for a laugh and placed them randomly around the globe.
Rev. J. Porter, London
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When I make comments about the size of Britney Spears' tits and women not
making good pilots, my girlfriend accuses me of being sexist. Yet when I
punch her in the face she starts ranting and raving about it being wrong to
hit a lass. The hypocrisy of it all dumbfounds me.
M. Hobson, Whitley Bay
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A Notice on the back of a tube of Colgate toothpaste says "We do not make
toothpaste for anyone else". Imagine my anger when my friends tube of
toothpaste said exactly the same thing!
Danny Handley, West Midlands
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