The Alan Bennett Afair...
Just a quick point.
Yesterday Alan Bennett got a nasty facial injury after a clash with Deccie. When O'Hanlon the muppet eventually stopped play both physios came on. (Pat's physio offered to treat Deccie, nice one, fairplay award for the week) All this took a few minutes and after repeated calls for a stretcher Pat Dolan had to bring one on himself. (I think it's the one he uses to bring his food from the chipper at half time :D ) Between them they carried Alan off and away to the dressing room for treatment. About 5 minutes later the St Johns Ambulance guys turned up. An old bloke in his 70's and a little fart in his pre pubescent teens. One Pat's fan said, "about bleedin time for ya" and the old bloke went back to him saying "what are you talkin about". Absolutely no interest in helping Alan. After a while Alan appeared with a big white pad taped to his eye. I think someone decided that it would be better to send him to the hospital.
My point is that he'd have walked to St James' Hospital in the time that it took the Long Johns Ambulance to get to him.
O'Hanlon ya tosser, a head injury means you stop the game.