Rant and cribbing thread

I've noticed that we're all a bunch of moaners here setting threads up to voice our irritation over adverts, bands etc etc, hence the title.
This should have 47 pages by midnight.
Let me go first.
Question.
Every tabloid would be only about 8 pages if they took out all the new sexy Jennifer Ellison photo shoots & the shots of that clown Pete Doherty (who?) with sweat running down his nose and the big stupid eyes up on him.
Feck off like.
Morons.
Shove your drugs up yer ass and get out of my paper.
Next.

Alrighty then...

my new boxer shorts are far too tight...

I'm sick of people posting on here about people in the tabliods I've never heard of -
Jennifer Ellison ?????:confused:
Pete Doherty ????? :confused:
Morons.
Shove your drugs up yer ass and get out of my forum.
Next.









:D

Irish drivers in general- especially middle-aged men, women and boy-racers.

Dont buy tabloids then Risteard ;)

My pet hate would have to be the idiots who are forever getting caught in the yellow box outside the opera house at Christy Ring Bridge, causing no traffic being able to get through.

Im also not a fan of Keyboard Warriors. Get a life will ye!

And simply, people with no manners. Please and thanks isnt that hard.

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Originally Posted by Gary

My pet hate is everyone and everything I don't like, which is most people and most things

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thats what you meant to say, isn't it :p

Especially you and your clothes!

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Originally Posted by Éanna

Irish drivers in general- especially middle-aged men, women and boy-racers.

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And old men too. :D

good. I'm glad I can irritate you just by wearing clothes. Saves me making an effort.

Just to clarify, its that Murphys T shirt. The rest....well :D

There isnt really a "rest" when it comes to Eanna's dress "sense"...it's a murphy's t-shirt and a big stupid grin 99 per cent of the time...

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Originally Posted by Ruairi

There isnt really a "rest" when it comes to Eanna's dress "sense"...it's a murphy's t-shirt and a big stupid grin 99 per cent of the time...

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still shopping in mothercare for trousers to fit you, are ya? :D

oooohhhhhhh...... :p

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Originally Posted by Gary

Dont buy tabloids then Risteard ;)

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Fair point.
But then i wouldn't get excited about fantastical transfer rumours/lies
eg. "Spillane said there's some Carlos Chera guy on trial at City there next week."

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Originally Posted by Gary

My pet hate would have to be the idiots who are forever getting caught in the yellow box outside the opera house at Christy Ring Bridge, causing no traffic being able to get through..

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Bad motorists are going to drive me to self-mutilation when i start driving there next week. I can see as a passenger how irrritating one persons ignorance can be.
Lots of traffic jams in towns are often caused by one person doing something completely selfish and unthoughtful.
Another major one for me would be shams and boyos (young ones are often worse.
I'm desperate at dealing with idiots.
There actually is nowhere in the world short of a scumbag.

1. People who read tabloids :D
2. People who feed pigeons. Stop doing it, they're vermon.
3. People that stand up on a plane as soon as it stops and then have to wait 10 minutes before the doors open.
4. People that hand out fliers on the street.

Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

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Originally Posted by finlma

1. People who read tabloids :D
2. People who feed pigeons. Stop doing it, they're vermon.
3. People that stand up on a plane as soon as it stops and then have to wait 10 minutes before the doors open.

Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

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Agree totally with all three-like airplanes, people who press the bell on the bus about a millimetre past the previous stop, and then diligently stand attached to the door until their stop! Alos, prams on buses along with phones on buses/trains in London:

'Yeah honey-naah, i'm on the train...Naah, Lewisham(chews on gum) love ya babes"

Pure vomit.

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Originally Posted by jofyisgod

'Yeah honey-naah, i'm on the train...Naah, Lewisham(chews on gum) love ya babes"

Pure vomit.

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Agreed, I hate those chavs on the DLR - used wreck my head when I lived in Greenwich.

Yellow Box hoggers - i'd buy a tank & drive straight through.
Telecom "can i speak to payer of the bill..." cold callers.
Trade Unions.

will be back when i have more :)

Kidderminster Harriers
Neil Warnock
Jan Molby
1 cent coins (too damn small ffs)
The Office (the one with that idiot Gervais in it)

NEXT!

Drivers who cannot use Roundabouts, generally anyone over 45 IMO.

3 worse ones in Cork for pure stupidity are Wilton, Sarsfiled and Jack Lynch. Its not bloody rocket science, the painting on the road even tells you what lane to go into.

For all UCC folks, people going down the wrong side of the steps into the Booles!

Éanna's gang

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forgot a few more

People stealing about 10 metres when they go to take a throw in.

All bluffers

Merion Gates/Toll Bridge in Dublin at rush hour