Police search for sex toy thief

Police are on the search for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.

A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release on Friday.

"The male calmly stated 'no', and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.

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I hope they catch him and give the b*****d life.

Either way he's buggered....