The foot.ie Alternative Guide to the Next Four Weeks
What foot.ie headlines do you think will be made over the next month?
"Joy in Paris as Stutts discovers his long lost son - known to locals as TOWK"
"Paul O'Shea's infamy reaches new heights as he wins all Spot the Ball and Last Man Standing competitions globally, forces the closure of 2 high street bookies, a Nobel prize of his choosing and a weekend pass to Multifarnham - when pressed for a quote, Paul commented "I told you I could do it".
"Agony for Geysir in Bordeaux as he discovers ecstasy for the first time"
"Throngs of Northern Irish and Republic of Irish fans miss their respective quarterfinals to attend DannyInvincibles book launch in Hodges & Figgis. The book, titled "Eligibility - does anyone still really care? You bet they do!", is anticipated to be this years stocking filler"
"Delorean drunkenly changes name to Delirious Delores by deed poll following a night on the lash"
"Joy turns to despair in Lille, as Paul O'Shea provides evidence confirming himself as Stutts' annoying younger brother"
"The McCanns deny any involvement in the disappearance of Crosby87 even though they were not suspects. Tetsujin and DaHamsta remain at large"
"NigelHarps and BonnieShels finally tie the knot on July 10th in the City of Love - Letterkenny"
