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"I think we agree, the past is over".
- On his meeting with John McCain, qouted in the Dallas morning News; May 10, 2000.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test".
- Townsend, Tennesse; february 21, 2001.
"Arbolist......look up the word. I dont know; Maybe I made it up. Anyway, its an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."
- As quoted in USA Today; August 21, 2001.
:confused: AARGGGGH The world is doomed.
"See, we love - we love freedom. Thats what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love".
- Oklahoma City; August 29, 2002.
Andrew Maxwell did a good sketch on The Liffey Laughs last night about Bush's Texan/Southern friends.
all his newest ones are here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
but these are some of my favourites: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel."
This is my personal favourite, I guess because it's easier to accept when you can actually see him making a complete pr1ck of himself.
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adam
LOL. How could they elect him !?! :(
just watched that earlier, is the laughing live or an after effect?Quote:
Originally Posted by dahamsta
laughing? I can't hear that.
Probably because i can't hear it over my own though :D
must be a different clip then, the one i watched must have been taped off tv where people where laughingQuote:
Originally Posted by Magoo
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavour for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves".
- Washington, D.C; September 21, 2003.
Dubya does have sense of humour though.
In Farenheit 9/11 he telling journos how much "work" he able to do at the ranch ;)
anyone see him abruptly talk INTO his tie recently in the middle of a sentence at a press conference?? best stuff i've read on bush is 'the bush dyslexicon' by mark crispin miller; not just a funny quote book (there are hundreds of pages of those though), he disects the language and explains bush's malaproprisms, and his tendency to blurt out the truth even when he's trying to lie. fascinating and disturbing all at once
Heres one :
"There are WMDs in Iraq"
well it's worth remembering that something like only 25% of the population voted for him which is frightening for a couple of different reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuff Paddy
here's the video i mentioned above, 16 minutes in he jerks awkwardly and hunches over to says something to the voice in his ear (rove?)
http://jamespoling.blogspot.com/2004...-at-press.html
you couldn't make it up!
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it".
- Washington, D.C.; February 7, 2001.
That link ain't working for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ken foree
Am i alone with that problem?
Maybe, they're onto us.
Yeah me neither, its a stream feed, cant access it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Risteard
sorry, not sure why, let me give you another one that links to that page maybe.
try this, sorry again, worth watching though! scroll about halfway down to the topic review section and you'll see two links, 'bush's very bizarre behavior at a press conference on 12/20' and 'watch this video' which gives you instructions on where to find the tie-talk bit
http://boards.charlierose.com/board/...ti=10438&fi=32
you still end up at the same link eventually - it ain't coming up on mine either