Looking to be the next Spredin' the Dirt super star?
were looking for the next Leon S. Liplane or Tom the Pom!
yes, folks you too could follow in the footsteps of these European award winning reporters.
taste the hight life, get behind the banality and find the true stories!
we are giving YOU the chance to become a regular contributor to our Fine magazine.
one lucky journalist will be given a 12 month contract(1) to write for US officially!
''gee mister how do i get involved?''
well little tommy, all you have to do is 'Private Message' piratemousey, our Cork representitive, an article
The purveyors of the finest piece, as voted by our 20-strong panel, gets the job!
DON'T FORGET;articles MUST be both huemerous and highly informative COMPLEATLY LIABLOUS is also a high priority.
(1)-no moneys involved,possable pint may be forthcomming. However much international credibility will be recieved from writing for this publication.
REMEMBER: Spreadin' the dirt is available in over 35 countries and translated in 12 languages. 35,000 copies are distibuted worldwide.
