>>>I WILL SURVIVE - THE MALE VERSION
>>>>
>>>>At first I was afraid I was petrified By the ugly slapper that
>>>>was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've
>>>>tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd
>>>>assault me in your bed.
>>>>
>>>>I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my
>>>>legs and I Can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my
>>>>face, my nose Has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that your
>>>>big knickers are not Made of liquorice lace
>>>>
>>>>I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body
>>>>makes me want to heave I Only hope that no one saw me walking
>>>>home With such a slut Oh God the things that you can get up to
>>>>when you're Half cut.
>>>>
>>>>I can't believe, I'm lying here. It's all 'cos of that f**king
>>>>evil drink that We call beer You can all sod your beer goggles,
>>>>sh*t I must have been blind To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy
>>>>young behind.
>>>>
>>>>Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's no way I can stop
>>>>those ugly Breasts from being bared. I think that I must have
>>>>been mad, God what Made me want to court her? With tits that look
>>>>like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water
>>>>
>>>>It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting that she
>>>>wants sex on her Dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything
>>>>worse Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
>>>>
i WILL SURVIVE !
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