Anti-terrorsim announcement.....

I think it's very important that we all participate in the below!
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and
we're encouraging you to demonstrate against the Taliban today at 15:00
hours. It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at
15:00 Today, all women should run naked through the office while men chase
them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust
for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists among
us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist and
denounced to the World). Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a
free, democratic world.