how to rescue ur clubs finances while doing a Marney
MEMO TO ALL CLUBS WITH NO FANS / GATE RECEIPTS WORTH TALKING ABOUT
1. Fly in a Premi€r$hite all $tar 11 all on loan for 1 game
2. Play all same without bothering to register them and thus beat Cobh Ramblers 25-nil
3. At the same time the Premier$hite mad fans in Ireland come in their droves to see Robbie Sava*e bite off some eL defenders ear and 25 wondergoals, go home happy having forked over €10 each
4. Do your profit & loss account
€1200 divided by 3 games = €400
€400 * 11 = €4400 in fines
24,000 * €10 = €240,000 gate receipts oh and u smash the club attendance record too
€239,600 left to pay the 11 players for their 1 game and and clear the clubs debts. Go on to rival the big dublin clubs financially.
OOPS FLAW - if it was a provincial moneyless club they would have gotten a different treatment than Pats or $h€l$ :p