That Article in the Programme last night!
Anybody read the article on the history of Football in the Cork City programme last night? Pretty interesting with the author tracing the games origins back to Japan and China.
There were a few little jibes thrown in as well, some of them very wierd.
For example "Those of us who witnessed the 4:1 drubbing of Waterford United recently know the satisfaction that you can get from beating a nearby rival, even if they are not a serious threat to us. Uniteds record in the Munster Cup since Cork City was established is clear evidence of our relative standards. The concept of a grudge match goes back a lot further than our 20 years in existence. China and Japan played each other regularly some 3000 years ago. I expext this was not an amicable encounter either. The ancient Romans played a 27-a-side 50 minute game that was played with such pride and passion that it was normal for two thirds of the players to be hospitalised after the game, an occurrence not unusual at the RSC.
He goes on later - In the same way that the blitz and other air attacks pale into insignificance when you consider what was done to Hiroshima. We have become used to people across the water moaning about nothing.
He then deals with the football played in England in the fourtenth century - King Edward II of England, already troubled by the fact that his father had failed to quell the risings of transvestites William Wallace and Robert The Bruce, passed a law threatening imprisonment for anyone caught playing football in England.
Robert The Bruce and William Wallace were transvestites? Where did he get that from?
The best bit is saved for last. The writer in the programme states that Oliver Cromwell was a keen footballer in his youth "which makes me wonder why he landed in Drogheda."
Surely the oddest piece ever in the Cork City Programme.
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Originally Posted by The Donie Forde
otherwise we'll have the Blues getting the hump about a perceived insult
And we couldn't have that now could we !! :D :p