Paddy and Murphy need a drink. They pool their money together but only have 50 cent. Paddy takes all the money into the butcher and buys a sausage. They then go into a bar, order two pints of Guinness and down them. When the barman asks for the money, Paddy puts the sausage out through his fly and Murphy gets down and sucks it. The bar man is furious and kicks both of them out. At the tenth bar Murphy turns to Paddy and says “I can’t do this anymore, my knees are really hurting me". Paddy replies, “ Your knees? Sure I lost the sausage in the second pub”.
