Here's a place and a chance for newest members to introduce themselves before eventual squabble and slaughter here over the usual matters of club and country allegiance (thats summing up that debate mildly. For more see the Barstoolers Facepalm thread or indeed the more recent 'Dear FAI your league has started') to music taste or political affiliation.
Dedicated to the newest member long ball Willy who sounds like a right character altogether and who's posts might well be worth watching.
Of course you don't have to be a newbie to introduce yourself. It might be an opportunity to regain your street cred and reform your tainted image around here. Form an orderly queue. We have all fallen foul of somebody here at some point.
And finally. Welcome along.