With so much rubbish going on about real City fans recently, I think it's about time we defined what a "real" City fan is. Allow me to start....
1. Have replica shirt, +1 point
2. Think Neale Fenn is a waster, +1 point
3. Made it to Europe, +1 point
4. Been to under 21 game, +1 point
5. Know where Billy Woods lives, +1 point
6. Don't have a season ticket, -1 point
7. Don't tend to do stupid things at games such as waterbombing buses, -1 point.
That gives me a "real" City fan rating of +3, which makes me really great and should guarentee me free entry to all City games, home and away. Anyone think they can do any better?