Wanted: funny or clever posts from July

Bounty: foot.ie's gratitude.
Cash value $0.000000000001, not redeamable for cash.

There was a young man from Nantucket...

I nominate Lionel Ritchie's post. People, you have 24 hours to find a competitor, or he wins Post of the Month for that.

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Sam Heggy