As you wonder how to find €100 to pay your household charge at the end of this month, you wonder if you have enough spare change from your wages for an hour or two in your local on 17 March, and you prepare to apply for visas to foreign lands soon, it's good to know that your local caring, sharing TD is preparing to buck the world trend once again, and off to wine, dine, and attempt to charm the elites across the world on the state's national holiday.
The official explanation behind the globetrotting, as every year, is a four letter word beginning with "J", even though there may be more hors d'oevres and oysters up for grabs at the top tables of the globe, rather than that new shiny manufacturing facility you're looking for in Co. Roscommon.
Sending a couple of representatives to niche markets is not enough on the national day these days. 17 Government TD's are on the tour this year, 1 has 4 places to get to, some have a couple, others have entire countries big and small to cover. So where are the great and the good off to throw your hard-earned cash at this year?:
Enda Kenny: Chicago, Indiana, New York, Washington
Eamon Gilmore: Canada
Joan Burton: New York
Richard Bruton: USA
Jimmy Deenihan: Atlanta
Frances Fitzgerald: Boston
Leo Varadkar: London
Michael Ring: Birmingham
Dinny McGinley: Glasgow, Edinburgh
Michael Noonan: France
Pat Rabbitte: Italy
Simon Coveney: Benelux
Paul Kehoe: Germany
John Perry: Finland, Sweden
Ciaran Cannon: China
Brendan Howlin: Singapore
Alan Shatter: Australia, New Zealand
And when you find out in 6 months time that someone seriously tried to outdo "The Bull" from Kerry on their annual junket, that a key Minister went Stateside to go to the hairdressers again, and someone else adopts Roddy Molloy "entitled to it"-speak, you will be told it was to promote your interest, not theirs, while those of you still at home, wait for that elusive "j".
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