Just opened a yahoo email account, but getting some very amusing junk mail... from the "ive just won E500,000 in an internet lottery", "a russian oil billionaire in prison wants me to open a bank account for him in Ireland" and to top it all, a Nigerian who wants me to "join his private army fighting for his brother who is in a credit card scam in Lagos..." Whats the most outrageous junk mail offer you've received?