Trying to come up with words to the tune of Chris Doran's song.... here's something to work with anyway, please post it if you can think of better....
If McGrath stopped drinking in the morning,
and if Reynolds should leave ye high and dry,
if ye're club should fall apart without warning,
the Rebel Army would laugh,
cos we all know Musnter's only got one big club
Not great but I'm sure we can do better! :)