Antijokes

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call a cat with no tail?

A manx cat.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'

The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

two cannibals eating a clown
one turns to the other and says
"does this taste funny to you??"

The most famous of all anti-jokes has to be:

Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side.

Why don't they sell penicillin in the jungle?

It would be unfeasable to sell it in a largely unpopulated area.