alternative nursery rhymes

little boy blew
he needed the money :D

alternative nursery rhymes

Humpty Dumpty Fell Off The Wagon.
Jack & Jill Ended Up In Arbour Hill.
Three Blind Mice Eaten By Guide Dogs
Old Mother Hubbard Spent The Food Money On Crack & Booze.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and All the Kings men
made a giant Omelete

Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter

It's amazing the silly stuff from school that sticks in your head while you lose the lessons you were taught. ;)

peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife and loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
F***** her a**
and went to bed!!

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said fcuk him, he's only an egg

Hi ho, hi ho.
It's off to work we go.
We work all day for the IRA.
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.