NEWSFLASH! I'm a celebrity, get me out of there

News coming in from ITV is that they have just finished recording the next "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here".

The breaking news that has leaked out from an unnamed source is that St Pats manager Eddie:D Collins won the event.

"Sources say that the only way such a pathetic, bitter little individual with such little personality could win an event like this is that no one actually knew who he was, therefore couldn't vote him off. In other words, he won by default......the story of his life"

"He was quoted as saying that 'This is a great day for everyone atthe Club:rolleyes: and that there was plenty more such trophies where this came from .... though Osam was doubtful for the next series'.

What a guy, is our Eoin Collins.

Next time, if you want to vote him off, dial ..... 'whoareyou8845219'

apparently +****ING-****+ is not a nice word.