this chap was having a quiet pint outside his local pub one lunchtime when an elderly nun approached him and said "my my thats disgracefull you drinking alcohol at this time of day "
the guy said back quick as a shot "dont knock it till youve tried it sister"
she was horrified and said she couldnt be seen drinking alcohol by anyone
so the chap said he would sort it out so she could give it a try.
he went back into the barman and said.
"give us another pint and a vodka and coke in a coffee cup will yeh"
the barman said back "o no its not that F*****G nun again is it"!!!!!!!!!!! :) :
