The Future.... "Year 2010 Breaking News -- Taoiseach announces plans to build a national stadium. This will come as a welcome relief to irish soccer fans who have had to travel to Cardiff for every international match for the last 6 years..."
Rather and than wait I have a CUNNING plan:
We'll get sugar daddies to pay for the stadium, here are some possible people and how we can get them.
Fran Rooney - rumoured that he made 200 million off baltimore. We'll promise to stop insulting the FAI if he donotes 50 million and we'll call one of the stands after him.
Eircom - They were going to give 20 million towards eircom park. They give us the 20 million and we'll call the the car park after them.
Abramovich - The russians are currently trying to put a case together to bring him to trial for corruption. If he gives us 50 million we'll grant him political asylum in ireland.
That brings us to 120 million still a good 180 million short of a target of 300 million (good stadium would cost this).
Anyone else have any ideas of other people we can get?
09/01/2004, 12:10 PM
the scout
reckon legendary punter jp mcmanus would be good for about 50 million but he would want it called istabraq park.
09/01/2004, 12:45 PM
Peadar
Harry Potter's mammy, JK Rowling is, well, rolling in it.
We trick her into thinking we're building a Harry Potter Theme Park and get her to trump up a few mil.
I'll seduce her if needs be?
Vodafone announced over €290m in pre-tax profits for their Ireland operations.
If they're willing to back losers like England cricket and Australia rugby then they'll surely throw a few yoyo's our way.
09/01/2004, 2:14 PM
DolansWaistcoat
What about Roy Keane,he could fund the whole thing and then make himself player/manager and kick the players he dosen't like out of the squad.;) :p
18/01/2004, 1:58 PM
fromthenorthffs
£100m from the Queen and we join the commonwealth
18/01/2004, 2:58 PM
DolansWaistcoat
ha ha good one,maybe we could play our home games at Englands new stadium.;) :D
