Do we want Trevor Molloy?
With all this transfer speculation going on at the moment I thought I'd give one thread a slightly different angle.........step up on stage Mr Trevor Molloy.
Interview between Trevor Molloy and Brian Lennox / Pat Dolan.
Pat Dolan: "Well Trevor, you know I'm into astrology. Tell me what sign you were born under?"
Trevor Molloy: "I know for a fact it was 'Keep off the grass'. "
Dolan looks at Lennox.
PD: "I heard your family had some bad news recently. Your father and two brothers were layed off. But I believe they're now selling furniture"
TM: "Yeah, dats true. But unfortunately, daeeeve just the kitchen table and two lamps left to flog"
Lennox looks a bit concerned at Dolan.
Brian Lennox: "I'd just like to clear up one thing I heard about you causing trouble at Mass last week. Were you involved in some incident at Church last Sunday?"
TM: " 'Twas ridiculaaasss Guv. Dere I was, moindan' me oowen bizness, when me stomach staaaarted chuuurnin' after de drink de noight before. I ceeertainly didn' want ta puke all over da floor as I'd already been ate by me Ma for doin' dat a few weeks prior so I hurled into a nearby box. I don't know what dere issue was - sure wasn't it marked "for the sick" anyways.........bunch a muppet$ if ya ask me."
Pat Dolan: "OK Trevor. I think we've finished our questions. Tell me why would like to join Cork City?"
Trevor Molloy: " 'Cause I luv yere accent and dem fellas in de Shed are de Biz. What with givin' Reynolds all that slaggin'. None of us loike him in Duuuublen either."
Brian Lennox: "OK Trevor. Don't call us we'll call you"
Molloy leaves.
Pat and Brian discover their wallets are missing.
Pat Dolan ( runs out the door ): "Trevor......................."