Little Jimmy was in his Primary School class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Jimmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some colouring, and took Little Jimmy aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Jimmy, "He plays football for Derry City, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
