A Northern Ireland supporter and his dog,fully decked out in N.Ireland scarf,hat,coat and flag headed to the pub for there last qualifier of the Euro 2004 campaign against Greece.
On arrival at the pub the barman said'sorry you can't bring the dog in here'.The man said 'c'mon he's a huge fan of the team','alright then' the barman conceded.
It was 0-0 and just after half time Steve Lomas ran through and struck the post.The dog jumped up on the bar and ran along giving everyone hi-fives.
'Jesus that brilliant'the barman said 'what does he do when we score?'
'I don't know'the man said 'I've only had him 5 years'!!
21/11/2003, 10:59 PM
Leviathan
I just heard that joke on TV from a wee Aussie kid regarding the Rugby final.. it was funnier than your version:o
23/11/2003, 1:56 PM
Cm4ireland
LOL
24/11/2003, 9:16 PM
Beavis
Great I've p*issed off some Nordies;) so I think I'll have to tell another!:D
The judge in a divorce case is unable to decide upon which parent
is to receive custody of their only child.
Both parents have been accused of being violent towards the boy and finally to aid in their decision,legal officials go to talk to him.
They ask first:'would you like to live with your father?'
'No', the boy replies,'my father beats me'.
'Would you like to live with your mother?',they then ask.
'No', he says again, 'my mother beats me too'.
'Well,then,who would you like to live with?'
'I want to live with the Northern Ireland football team,cos they
never beat anyone'!!
:D
01/12/2003, 2:45 PM
liam88
Better than your first mate-I heard the aussie lad to :p
How many Catholics are on the Nord Iron team nowadays?
