Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
> her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
> prepared tea.
>
> As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
> glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
> floated, of all things, a condom!
>
> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
> tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
> floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
> resist.
>
> "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
> pointing to the bowl.
>
> "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
> town a few months ago and I found this little package on the
> ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and
> it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know.. I haven't had a
