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George and Dolan in Guff Deathmatch

To think people say RTE doesn't do the domestic game any favours. After Sunday's second FAI Cup semi-final, surely every sleight is forgiven. What a treat! George Hamilton and Pat Dolan. Four of the greatest lungs in modern Irish history going head to head. Guff was the true winner.

George: Oh Morrison, he's mi**** that one.
Pat: "That was so far away, maybe he was looking for a Morrison visa."
George: [Silence]

George: So Bohemians lead one to nil."
Pat (bellowing): "The thing about one-nil...is...one is one, two is none, and three is one."
George: [Silence]

Pat: "Want to know a little-known fact about Charles Livingstone?"
George: [Not quick enough]
Pat: "...he's got the neatest handwriting of anyone I know."
George: (after initial silence)"Ahhhh welllll...and it would have gone onto a contract for St. Patrick's Athletic, which you would have had privileged access to."
Pat: (audibly wincing) "Don't bring up the registration, George."