Teak

[Salmon Coloured]

I really had no knowledge that this stuff was a component of monsoon forest vegetation, did you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teak

Some handy teak facts also & a nice read here,

http://www.teakmarine.com/facts.html

[RonnieB]

Seriously dude wtf!? :) do some work!

[Salmon Coloured]

Definitely worth a bump.

[Salmon Coloured]

So anyone got any opinions on Teak? For me its just the finish. Any thoughts? Howabout a Teak/ Swanboard mix?

[Salmon Coloured]

Always worth a bump. If ya dont love Teak then you dont have a pulse.

[Macy]

If ya dont love Teak then you dont have a pulse.
You are nothing but a rain forest murdering bast**d. Won't someone please think of the orangutans?

[RonnieB]

Burn the rain forests, make burgers from the orangutans. (might explain the burgers at the flansiro..) the teak revolution is now.

[Pauro 76]

Teak is murder!

[Salmon Coloured]

Teak turns an average Sitting Room into a classically finished Sunday Parlour. In a room its an upper class acompaniment to excellent conversation between 2 women. They may be discussing the latest fashions, what the neighbours just bought or the latest argument that they have been having with their husband over a shade of lamp for the bedroom & what a "to do " it all is. Every time, all the time, now is the time to get Teak.

"If your into Mahogony you probably like Sodomy,
If your into Teak your the Man Women seek".

Teak & good manners exquisitely go,whereas Oak finish & etiquette just dont flow.

[Massop 10]

Pine is fine :D

[Pauro 76]

'Teak and you shall find'....

[Longfordian]

Teak now or forever hold your peace.

[Salmon Coloured]

Stop Teaking the pi$$.

[Pauro 76]

Don't teak until you're spoken to.

[Longfordian]

Teak another little piece of my heart now baby..

[Macy]

What's the deal with all this wood talk. Stop the larching around. I would've expected better, especially from my elders.

[Longfordian]

Sorry Macy, I can be such a sap at times.

[Pauro 76]

We're all part of the furniture on this forum.

[Pauro 76]

Teak another little piece of my heart now baby..

Maybe Teak That could do a cover version...

[Longfordian]

Or A-Ha's masterful hit Teak On Me.. I have to stop now this is getting out of control.

[Rocky77]

Maybe Teak That could do a cover version...

What? After they murderd How Teak is Your Love?

[Pauro 76]

Maybe the Beach Boys?

'Wooden it be nice...'

[Longfordian]

This reminds me of the legendary best back four thread. Hard to see the wood from the trees sometimes...

[Pauro 76]

Longford Town may get by this year without a decent back four. Touch wood.

[Rocky77]

I can't believe you lads are treating this subject so lightly. You must be very teak-skinned

[John83]

I have to stop now this is getting out of control.
It teak long enough.

[Pauro 76]

More tunes...

Franz Ferdinand - Teak Me Out
No Doubt - Don't Teak

[Longfordian]

It teak long enough.

You want to teak this to PMs? :mad:

[Pauro 76]

You want to teak this to PMs? :mad:

Calm down man, teak a chill pill. :)

[Longfordian]

Enough enough I'm going barking mad here. Seriously.

[Pauro 76]

Im off down the local banch of my bank to get some cash and then go the pub. Teak it easy.

[Salmon Coloured]

I just did a log in the toilet. I disappeared for 5 minutes & come back here to find everyone out of their tree. Get back to giving stick to one another.