Roddy Collins with Monkey

[Salmon Coloured]

Would Roddy Collins look be complete if along with those tasteful Louis Copeland suits he wears, if he also had a live monkey constantly hanging round his neck nestled in his two hands. He could bring it everywhere with him. After all isnt it the same reaction he gets wherever he goes without it? Go on Roddy fill in the blanks & get that monkey.
Replies come on!!!!!

[Pauro 76]

The new Johnny Vegas? Maybe he could do some PG Tips ads for the craic.

[max power]

Would Roddy Collins look be complete if along with those tasteful Louis Copeland suits he wears, if he also had a live monkey constantly hanging round his neck nestled in his two hands. He could bring it everywhere with him. After all isnt it the same reaction he gets wherever he goes without it? Go on Roddy fill in the blanks & get that monkey.
Replies come on!!!!!

even i find this one of the most weird posts i've ever seen on this forum.

[Salmon Coloured]

You try lighten people up a little & what do you get? Im changing my name to SparkleBunny69. Look if its fun ye want go buy a goat.......

[Macy]

even i find this one of the most weird posts i've ever seen on this forum.
Actually, possibly the best ever. More surrealism please (it's going to be a long season).