Jeff Stelling.

[NeilMcD]

Whats with his face today. They have made a dogs dinner of his make-up or else they have not put on any. Maybe Sligo Hornet can get a job there helping them out with that.

[Monkfish]

Unbeliveable Jeff! :)

[tetsujin1979]

Jeff's a legend.
If nothing else, for this rant
eSHruroVuX8
A mate of mine is doing a PhD in Biology, and discovered a new type of gene, and named it Jeff!

[eirebhoy]

Hamilton have a James McArthur as well as James McCarthy in their team. Stelling thinks they're both the same player. :D Every time McArthur scores he goes on about the interest from Barca.

[stojkovic]

Hamilton have a James McArthur as well as James McCarthy in their team. Stelling thinks they're both the same player. :D Every time McArthur scores he goes on about the interest from Barca.

BOOK HIM DANO.

[ramsfan]

stelling is a legend. just googled him and some loon has set up a fan club the weirdo, some people always take it to the extreme

http://www.jeffstellingfanclub.com/home.htm

[OwlsFan]

stelling is a legend. just googled him and some loon has set up a fan club the weirdo, some people always take it to the extreme

http://www.jeffstellingfanclub.com/home.htm

"He also knows the name of that really obscure defender we have on loan from Motherwell who once scored a goal in extra time for East Fife. Or whatever. With his encyclopaedic knowledge of stats and his passion for the game, Jeff can make even the most complicated end of season relegation scenarios seem simple"

Hmmm, much and all as I like Stelling, our friend who runs the website doesn't seem to realise that he gets all his information about the on loan defender from Motherwell from feeds in front of him but it makes it look as if he personally knows all the information and stats that he trots out.

[Lionel Ritchie]

I wish someone would type phonetic pronounciations of a few players names into his vidi-prompter for him. Consistently calls Andy Keogh something that sounds like Andy Keyhole.

[chuckie]

I wish someone would type phonetic pronounciations of a few players names into his vidi-prompter for him. Consistently calls Andy Keogh something that sounds like Andy Keyhole.
Its just the English pronunciation of Irish names, they do the same with Doherty,Keown,Kinsella etc

[GavinZac]

Jeff's a legend.
If nothing else, for this rant
eSHruroVuX8
A mate of mine is doing a PhD in Biology, and discovered a new type of gene, and named it Jeff!

:D class stuff

[Ozymandias]

I enjoy hisone liners about goalscorers like


Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased"

when he calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':

when he says I feel good when James Brown scores for hartlepool

can't think of anmore at the moment

[Jerry The Saint]

Roddy Collins' favourite sports presenter, as revealed on this week's MNS.


Its just the English pronunciation of Irish names, they do the same with Doherty,Keown,Kinsella etc

They had a good laugh about Stelling's one-time pronunciation of Millwall's former "French" striker Ree-shar Sad-lee-ay :)

[george]

Another one lately was when David Goodwilly scored..Stelling was trying his best not to burst out laughing..classic...

[NeilMcD]

When James Brown scored for Hartlepool at the weekend, Stelling did the whole "I Feel Good" dance. Cringeworthy.

[rambler14]

Another one lately was when David Goodwilly scored..Stelling was trying his best not to burst out laughing..classic...

It's Ryan Goodwilly.
Another good one is when he refers to the team Keith as one person.

It's unbelievable Jeff!:D

[Ozymandias]

remembered another one....when he says

"they'll be dancing in the streets of TNS"

quality

[NeilMcD]

After Raith Rovers won a game in Europe I think it was, one English commentator uttered the classic they will be dancing on the streets of Raith.

[OwlsFan]

After Raith Rovers won a game in Europe I think it was, one English commentator uttered the classic they will be dancing on the streets of Raith.

As a (lapsed) Raith Rovers fan, I think it was after a famous cup win over Celtic that the words were spoken.

[Sligo Hornet]

As a (lapsed) Raith Rovers fan, I think it was after a famous cup win over Celtic that the words were spoken.

Raith Rovers followed by Sheffield Wednesday:eek:.........is there no end to your suffering.......do you wear a hair-shirt as well?

[OwlsFan]

Raith Rovers followed by Sheffield Wednesday:eek:.........is there no end to your suffering.......do you wear a hair-shirt as well?

The only "big team" I followed was Shamrock Rovers and that put the curse on them too and they lost their ground :o