Russian Text updates of Bohs -v- Dynamo Kiev (really bad translation)

[Block G Raptor]

From www.bohemians.ie (http://www.bohemians.ie/index.php/match-reports/russrep.htm)

[joey B]

Hillarious almost poetic :D Has Damien Richardson found a new job:D

[jebus]

The first line on 33min clearly stands out as having to be wrong for me anyway

[osarusan]

30 min. Wolf shoots through from the right flank, Crowe does not manage to lock distant rod.

I like that:). "Crowe goes not manage to lock distant rod."

[Mr A]

From www.bohemians.ie (http://www.bohemians.ie/index.php/match-reports/russrep.htm)


I like the actual size footage of Fenlon talking on the left hand side of the page.

[jebus]

I like that:). "Crowe goes not manage to lock distant rod."

That's because it sounds like it could be the name of Japan's number one breakfast cereal :)

[sonofstan]

Apparently we are 'the bronze prize of this country' (Pats are the 'vice- champions') - obviously they've seen a picture of Neal Fenn

[Réiteoir]

70 min. Hyoane it beats in the drop through itself, ball falls into hand to the defender of Irishmen, but the whistle of judge keeps silent.

:D

[amjl]

It's still better than listening to Trevor Welsh on TV3!!

[forza rovers]

Bogemians! ha ha ha:D

[Stato]

"beats from the limits of penal area, but ball flies above winch."

I thought it was football they were playing, not visiting the local red light district.

[hoopy]

I like the actual size footage of Fenlon talking on the left hand side of the page.

No doubt talkin to a Russian sub "Just tell your manager you want to leave and look for a free. We'll sign you if you can get a free" :rolleyes:

[dcfcsteve]

Apparently we are 'the bronze prize of this country' (Pats are the 'vice- champions') - obviously they've seen a picture of Neal Fenn

'Bronze' is just a misinterpretation of the Russian word used to describe the colour of sh!t.... :D