Tabloid headlines for Trapattoni after his first few games in charge?

[hunt4the]

Heres Mine

"Crappatoni"

after a bulgarian annihalation ;)

[Pauro 76]

Say if Robbie Keane scores a controversial winner against Italy..

Offside Trap

[Lionel Ritchie]

generous dollops of "The Italian Job" references. :rolleyes:

[beautifulrock]

its pasta joke as we win 6 - 0. :)

[Block G Raptor]

its pasta joke as we win 6 - 0. :)

in rome :)

when we qualify = buíochas le Gio!

[noby]

This Thursday: 'We made him an offer he couldn't refuse', or some other lame ass, stereotypical tripe.

[superfrank]

"Trap Wide Shut" = seeing as he supposedly can't speak English.

[Schumi]

Something about a Trap Door if he's in danger of the sack.

[jebus]

After Trappatoni calls for a team bonding weekend hunting the deadliest game alive, Tony Cascarino.....

Let's TrapaTony

Coat on, office left

[centre mid]

Ah Sudduppa your mouth - when asked a question by Dion Fanning

[superfrank]

"FAI made Trap an offer he couldn't refuse" when he's announced. Hopefully not though.

[passinginterest]

"Giovanni Trapa-no-knee"

Just months into the Ireland managers job it's been announced that Giovannai Trappatoni will require knee replacement surgery. He was the victim of a horror tackle, in training, by Stephen Hunt

[Block G Raptor]

"Giovanni Trapa-no-knee"

Just months into the Ireland managers job it's been announced that Giovannai Trappatoni will require knee replacement surgery. He was the victim of a horror tackle, in training, by Stephen Hunt

POTM:D

[Bondvillain]

when we qualify = buíochas le Gio!

:D

One that would please many should 'peace talks' be initiated :

"Trap Door swings open for Stephen Ireland"

Other than that, Im sure the tabloids will do us proud whatever they come up with...:rolleyes:

Go Forza Verde indeed.

[ramsfan]

when dunphy makes a stupid comment and nobody agrees "shut your trap"

if he is crap "we are caught in a trap and we cant get out we hate you john delaney"

when he is appointment "howe given ray of hope by trappatoni"


"i il capo, i il capofabbrica" - i am the boss i am the gaffer


red bull to a load of bull - my time in charge of ireland by trappatoni

[stojkovic]

From Don Givens to Don Giovanni.

PS Hunty wont go near Trap with Gentile around !

[GavinZac]

Andy Reid's surprise lynch-pin status in midfield: "Gio want fries with that?"

[kingdom hoop]

After less than auspicious opening few games;

Gio, Fanny. Crap Baloney! :mad:

[noby]

"FAI made Trap an offer he couldn't refuse" when he's announced. Hopefully not though.

I wish I'd thought of that one. :rolleyes:

[placid casual]

meet trapper, john md

[Ash]

Or if he's getting arrogant after beating Serbia:
Less of the ClapTrap

Or to get him to applaud the fans:
More of the ClapTrap

Or if he gets caught with a nasty infection:
Gio's ClapTrap

[superfrank]

Or if he gets caught with a nasty infection:
Gio's ClapTrap
That's the winner.

[Raheny Red]

Could a mod merge this with THIS (http://foot.ie/showthread.php?p=875662#post875662) thread please ;)

:D

[Wolfie]

Gio spotted at an establishment called "Angels" - "Its Lappatonni!!!"

Gio does a spectacular U-Turn and heads to the far east "Its Jappatonni!!!!"

Gio performs an outrageous duet with 50 Cent "Its Rappatoni!!!!"

Gio becomes a contestent on a reality dance TV contest "Its Tappatonni!!"

[Schumi]

After taking exception to Dunphy: Slapatoni. Here's hoping anyway. :D

[passinginterest]

FAI Trap-a-phony

Exclusive
by Staff Reporter

Today The Irish Stun can exclusively reveal that the FAI have fallen victim of an elaborate hoax. Giovanni Trappatoni is, in fact, settling into life in a quiet retirement village just outside Turin, after being issued with an ultimate to retire by his loving wife.
The man in charge of the Irish national team is a lookalike with no footballing background.

After a disastrous introduction to life as Ireland manager questions were being asked about the appointment of Trappatoni. He failed to win any of his first three games in charge and reports emerged from the camp of bizzare training sessions and team talks. The truth can now be revealed. Mrs Trappatoni has been quoted as saying 'we are happily retired Gio didn't want the job, but the FAI insisted. The money is paying for our lovely retirement home. We thought no one would notice, what with the Ireland team being rubbish anyway'.

[Lionel Ritchie]

Apparently some of our red tops, keeping character with some of the "achtung Surrender" headlines their parent publications have sunk to in the past, couldn't resist referencing Italys facist past and went for "Il Gaffer".

S'pose it could be a pope thing either.

[Pauro 76]

If Gio is caught on the turps before a big game...

Grappa-Toni

[Ash]

If we dont perform well in the qualifiers ... Flopatoni

Gio stands in goal for a training 5-a-side and plays poorly ... Flapatoni

He leaves the Irish job to manage an Asian nation ... Japatoni

Managing Ireland makes him tired considering his age ... Napatoni

Get Gio web updates via your mobile phone ... Wapatoni

Coat got and taxi on the way :D

[Raheny Red]

Strapadicktome

[Block G Raptor]

Sunday World Yesterday "The SquadFather"

[Raheny Red]

Think I seen ClapTrap on one of the Tabloids this morning.