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max power
21/05/2003, 2:52 PM
right we talked about the good looking side of the game so lets go with the freaks that escaped from the dungons, my vote goes to luke chadwick, when he came on player cam on sky sports i put on Emmerdale !!!!!

eoinh
21/05/2003, 3:06 PM
Carlos Valderama of Columbia.

the sad thing was that he thought he was good looking.

Dricky
21/05/2003, 3:18 PM
Luke Chadwick and Ranaldo, the two people who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

James
21/05/2003, 3:21 PM
bobby the valmpire slayer ryan of bohemians
some minger him boy :)

fosterdollar
21/05/2003, 3:24 PM
Originally posted by Dricky
Luke Chadwick and Ranaldo, the two people who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

Ronaldinho is way worse than Ronaldo

Dricky
21/05/2003, 3:29 PM
Originally posted by James
bobby the valmpire slayer ryan of bohemians
some minger him boy :)

Ah leave Rocky out of it anyway they said Footballer didn't they:D

tiktok
21/05/2003, 4:13 PM
ugliest first XI

Oliver Kahn (or Steve Ogrizovic)

Lucio(brazil) Martin Keown Colin Hawkins Colin Hendry

Bobby Ryan Peter Beardsley Ronaldhino Luke Chadwick

Ronaldo Ian Dowie

manager: Alex 'whisky nose' Ferguson

Dricky
21/05/2003, 4:33 PM
God thats an ugly line up butt and Effenberg don't even make the starting eleven. tough team.

gustavo
21/05/2003, 4:37 PM
did any one see the cut of that guy that guy joleon lescott for wolves . obviously apologies to him if he has been in some sort of industrial accident but still he looks like the proverbial bulldog chewing píss of a thistle

Macy
21/05/2003, 4:55 PM
Folks, moved this here so it could sit beside SLK's best looking players.....

sadloserkid
22/05/2003, 9:52 AM
Also to be added to your list is Roberto Carlos... Most of the Brazilians actually... I think that's where their rivalry with the swarthy Argentine's comes from. Though Veron is no looker either! Last night surely pushed Neil Lennon into the fray as well?

Jim Smith
22/05/2003, 10:04 AM
Has to be Davie Dodds:

Not for the faint hearted (http://www.btinternet.com/~thursoarabsnostalgia/arableg7.htm)

He wasn't known as 'the elephant man for nothing' :eek: Bear in mind that this rather poor photo is from an official publication so this is him at his very best :(

Also, poor Davie did not improve with age. I can't find an image of him in the twilight of his career - probably something to do with UN resolutions on cruel and unusual punishment.

Ash
22/05/2003, 1:47 PM
you can add Frankie Zola and Daniel Fonseca
to those players hit with the ugly stick

tiktok
22/05/2003, 4:08 PM
i forgot about Claudio Cannigia and Giuseppe Bergomi,
Eamonn Dunphy isn't much of a looker either.

Pauro 76
22/05/2003, 6:15 PM
Anyone mention Martin Keown or Ray Parlour? good ill put them in!!!

Come to think of it, you could possibly put the whole Arsenal team in there, Luzhny, Adams (well till last season anyway), Seaman...

sadloserkid
23/05/2003, 9:15 AM
Actually speaking of Arsenal Thierry Henry has got to go in there. The man makes me shudder. Clearly the ugliest member of France's World Cup winning side! :D

sadloserkid
23/05/2003, 10:11 AM
I'm not sure about uglyfootballers.com to be honest. Some people on it are clearly being hard done by!

patsh
23/05/2003, 11:34 AM
For a facial feature most resembling Mt. Everest:
Honker Hawkins

For the most rodent-like, whingey, cry-baby face that gives you the urge to grab a hammer and commence smashing:
Maggot Molloy.

:D :D

Soko
24/05/2003, 4:21 PM
Saw a picture of Jason Byrne in the Examiner and last night, man he is an ugly little sh!it.

patsh
25/05/2003, 10:17 PM
What about Ian Dowie ?
Isn't he like some character from Star Wars? (no, really !)

techs
27/05/2003, 8:49 PM
bobby ryan and n****wu kanu