On yer Bike!

[Sligo Hornet]

Just goes to show,even an Environmentalist taking to his cycle can get you in to trouble!:D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

[Magicme]

Jaysus you sligo men will pay anyone to do anything sexual to throw us off the scent of your sheep loving!

[Bluebeard]

That puts a really mad slant on The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien, if that is actually possible.

How can that actually be criminal, though, seeing as it was in the privacy of his own room, and, by the sounds of things, though disturbing in and of itself, it was not disturbing the neighbours? I would have thought animated life would have been necessary for the concent issue to come up. Never mind the unborn child, Bicycles have rights too!

All this said, I am going to feel rather cuckolded tonight seeing as my bike is second hand.

Filthy Slut.

Now, back to the puns that a story like this should yield.

[Lionel Ritchie]

Is this bit a salutory warning to all that, even with a bicycle, no means no...

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink

...:D dig up ffs!!!

[dahamsta]

I always knew there was something a bit odd about the Green Party. Sure a bicycle is the only thing that'd have sex with them.

[strangeirish]

Some people will do anything for a ride.

[GavinZac]

Surely in his own privacy he's allowed to do whatever he wants to his bike?

On another forum, a member made the mistake of saying "ah sure lads, havent we all used an inanimate object for masturbation at some point".

Some days they just come easy.

[Dodge]

Some days they just come easy.
And other days a good raleigh is needed

[Sligo Hornet]

Now I understand why so many like the "Easy Rider" Harley Davidson!

[Kildare Lad]

Takes riding your bike to a whole new level.

[Bluebeard]

Takes riding your bike to a whole new level.

Third base, anyway.

[Raheny Red]

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=1QyXiR4HP8k

:D:D:D