A face
19/04/2003, 12:11 AM
The Ballad of Rico’s Tash
How could he be so careless?
It’s worse than people feared.
His upper lip is hairless,
His ronnie’s disappeared.
The nudity’s disarming
Twixt his upper lip and nose,
And what’s even more alarming
Is, it might affect his prose.
Ireland’s greatest treasure
Is now on the wanted list.
We should show our displeasure –
He must have been quaren’ ****ed.
I can’t believe he shaved it –
Most grand of all creations-
You think he would have saved it
For the future generations.
The country’s in a trauma
And the time is out of place.
Oh, Rico please restore your former
Glory to your face.
No point in us complaining
At this crime so stark and rash,
We should be out campaigning
To recover Rico’s tash.
If anyone should find it
And it offers no resistance,
They should very firmly bind it
And then call for some assistance.
There’s a surgeon at the ready
With a scalpel and a drip,
And with a hand so steady,
He’ll re-fix it to his lip.
How could he be so careless?
It’s worse than people feared.
His upper lip is hairless,
His ronnie’s disappeared.
The nudity’s disarming
Twixt his upper lip and nose,
And what’s even more alarming
Is, it might affect his prose.
Ireland’s greatest treasure
Is now on the wanted list.
We should show our displeasure –
He must have been quaren’ ****ed.
I can’t believe he shaved it –
Most grand of all creations-
You think he would have saved it
For the future generations.
The country’s in a trauma
And the time is out of place.
Oh, Rico please restore your former
Glory to your face.
No point in us complaining
At this crime so stark and rash,
We should be out campaigning
To recover Rico’s tash.
If anyone should find it
And it offers no resistance,
They should very firmly bind it
And then call for some assistance.
There’s a surgeon at the ready
With a scalpel and a drip,
And with a hand so steady,
He’ll re-fix it to his lip.