Sheep Sex Man Walks Free

[Thunderblaster]

A Dutchman has walked free after having sex with a sheep-because the animal was unable to testify it had not agreed to the act. The man from Haaksbergen could not be charged as bestiality is not a crime in Holland. An animal rights worker said; "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."

What do you think guys?

[sligoman]

The sick baaaaastard.

[dcfcsteve]

A guy in England got done for roiding a goat a few years back, when a train went past the field he was getting jiggy with the animal in and rumbled him...!

[strangeirish]

What do you think guys?
Didn't know there were Harps fans in Holland.:D

[MeathDrog]

You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

[Rovers fan]

a men was caught riding a deer before but couldnt get prosecuted because the deer was dead!

[Seano]

You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

I wouldn't like to have been at his stag night :D

[GuisaSaigon]

Originally Posted by Irish Daily Star
A Dutchman has walked free after having sex with a sheep-because the animal was unable to testify it had not agreed to the act. The man from Haaksbergen could not be charged as bestiality is not a crime in Holland. An animal rights worker said; "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."

What do you think guys?

Ryanair should open a Sligo -Haaksbergen route. :D

[paul_oshea]

steve it was wales!

[John83]

What do you think guys?
Woolly thinking from the prosecution.

[TonyD]

a men was caught riding a deer before but couldnt get prosecuted because the deer was dead!

Beastiality, and Necrophilia too, what a double :eek::D

[Wolfie]

Reminds me of a story a former Irish Times Journalist told me about an Irish geezer who was up in front of a judge on more than one occasion for sheep worrying.

When the perplexed Judge asked what was his defence this time, he replied:

"I was just having a slash by the hedge and the sheep backed into me".

[galwayhoop]

You think that's bad? Look what happened in Sudan

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

thats what he gets for acting the Goat....

[carrickharp]

Didn't know there were Harps fans in Holland.:D

FFS get your facts right, it was the sheep that was on holidays:p

[paul_oshea]

strange one, your comment reminds me of a lad telling me about the DOnegal version of "porn" being done up there.

Also the first Irish porn was done in donegal, aptly called "F'd in Ireland".

I wonder what the terms used were by the irish ones being rodgered in it?

"Fcek me arse!!" "ya thats it, gimmie yer willy!!" :D

[strangeirish]

I guess this fella came up a little short.:D:D:D


Here's the big story! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AlR_p0s9Dt6MA1IPNza7sS6s 0NUE)

Sucks to be him.

[Lionel Ritchie]

What do you think guys?

I remember years ago being told by a friend of mine who grew up in a rural area of Nederland that he made sweet, sweet love to a sheep on his 18th birthday. He said it was a rite of passage and was common enough. :eek:

I laughed, he laughed, our laughs trailed into chuckles ...affording him his que to say "I'm joking really". He missed his que -and I haven't broached the subject since.

[dcfcsteve]

steve it was wales!

Sorry mucker - I can't keep up with yer movements....... :D

[Wolfie]

I remember years ago being told by a friend of mine who grew up in a rural area of Nederland that he made sweet, sweet love to a sheep on his 18th birthday. He said it was a rite of passage and was common enough. :eek:

I laughed, he laughed, our laughs trailed into chuckles ...affording him his que to say "I'm joking really". He missed his que -and I haven't broached the subject since.

Shouldn't that read "He missed his Ewe" ?

[smellyfeet]

There's a fella where im from and he is called Christy Greyhound:eek:

Heard he was caught doing it doggy style with a greyhound.:)

[dcfcsteve]

There's a fella where im from and he is called Christy Greyhound:eek:

Heard he was caught doing it doggy style with a greyhound.:)

There were loads of storied like that at my school. I got suspended for mentioning in class one about an alleged daliance between a certain teacher and a sheep when he was at Uni for an alleged bet. The rumour is that photos exist of it as well. The teacher over-reacted quite a bit, which did make me wonder about the veracity of the story...

One of our prefects was also nicknamed 'Paddy pulls pints' as he was allegedly caught nobbing a milk-bottle. Fairly sure it was bullsh!t - but people still love to spread that sort of thing....!

[Dodge]

Also the first Irish porn was done in donegal, aptly called "F'd in Ireland"
I know one of the (two) Irish girls involved with that. She's from Tallaght. I don't know her that well...

The other's a Dub too...

[paul_oshea]

I know one of the (two) Irish girls involved with that. She's from Tallaght. I don't know her that well...

The other's a Dub too...


The one with the tri-colour around her?

I had a feeling you might! know anywhere one could get it....for a friend of course :D

[Dodge]

mate of mine had it. Available via torrents I'm sure...

[Raheny Red]

I know one of the (two) Irish girls involved with that. She's from Tallaght. I don't know her that well...

The other's a Dub too...

The other one is from Harmonstown, just beside Artane. Still see her around the area from time to time. Though she has got rid of her blonde hair!

[Dodge]

Yeah she had shaved alright...

[Raheny Red]

Yeah she had shaved alright...

Were you taking notes while watching it? :eek: :D

[Magicme]

Is that not called shearing?

Oops just realised you're no longer talking bout the sheep...

[paul_oshea]

Is that not called shearing?

Oops just realised you're no longer talking bout the sheep...


Is that what you call it magicme!:eek::D

[Dodge]

Were you taking notes while watching it? :eek: :D

nah, just prefer it bald