5 Things not to say to your girlfriends dad

[A face]

5 Things not to say to your girlfriends dad as you go out on a date.


I could use some pointers… show me how you used to spank her.
Do you mind if we borrow your video camera, for the evening?
Five bucks says she's a D-cup.
Hi, I'm Robert, but my friends call me Back Door Bob.
Hey, we’ve got something in common… she calls me daddy too!

[strangeirish]

5 Things not to say to your girlfriends dad as you go out on a date.

I could use some pointers… show me how you used to spank her.
Do you mind if we borrow your video camera, for the evening?
Five bucks says she's a D-cup.
Hi, I'm Robert, but my friends call me Back Door Bob.
Hey, we’ve got something in common… she calls me daddy too!
Hello, I'm from Beaver Lick, Kentucky.