View Full Version : Isn't Tony Great?
John83
11/08/2007, 4:35 PM
Tony Mac is wonderful isn't he? 14 seasons with the club, 300 league games* more goals than Tadhg Purcell and enough stitches to lately resemble Frankenstein.
*Depending on whether or not you count Little Roc.
pineapple stu
11/08/2007, 4:43 PM
Indeed...really noticed his absence last night. There was no-one to give the players a really nasty root up the hole as we started sitting back on the lead.
Oh, and his personal hygiene is above reproach. And I hear he's got his own 10,000 seater ground coming on stream somewhere in Meath just as soon as planning permission for London is granted.
John83
11/08/2007, 4:58 PM
Yeah, it's important not to underestimate how important it is to have a great leader like that on the pitch.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER.
I hear that an angered Tony is so fearsome that his alarm clock doesn't wake him up in case he takes his retribution on it.
Aberdonian Stu
11/08/2007, 11:10 PM
Tony Mac doesn't sleep, he waits.
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 2:59 PM
Who do you all think would win in a fight between Tony Mac and Superman?
John83
15/08/2007, 3:29 PM
Who do you all think would win in a fight between Tony Mac and Superman?
Based in the numbers here (http://www.johnath.com/%7Edavid/etc/superman.html), I reckon Tony might edge it for a few years yet.
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 3:53 PM
Based in the numbers here (http://www.johnath.com/%7Edavid/etc/superman.html), I reckon Tony might edge it for a few years yet.If Superman is due to be more powerful than God in about 2030, he could overtake Tony by about 2050.
The only way to stop this blasphemy would be to place a piece of kryptonite into Superman's hamstring.
John83
15/08/2007, 4:07 PM
If Superman is due to be more powerful than God in about 2030, he could overtake Tony by about 2050.
The only way to stop this blasphemy would be to place a piece of kryptonite into Superman's hamstring.
But how are we going to do that? Superman is a fictional character, and I can't draw.
Aberdonian Stu
15/08/2007, 4:15 PM
Don't worry, Tony Mac is so brilliant he will find a way to solve the problem.
John83
15/08/2007, 4:20 PM
Of course!
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 4:48 PM
Is it possible for Tony Mac to create a boulder so heavy that even he can't lift it?
John83
15/08/2007, 5:06 PM
Is it possible for Tony Mac to create a boulder so heavy that even he can't lift it?
If it was so heavy that even Tony Mac can't lift it, then it would by necessity be infinitely heavy, collapsing the universe in on it, and making the concept of a reference point relative to which it can be moved void.
Or something.
pineapple stu
15/08/2007, 5:09 PM
Does Tony have any babies, do you wonder?
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 5:19 PM
If it was so heavy that even Tony Mac can't lift it, then it would by necessity be infinitely heavy, collapsing the universe in on it, and making the concept of a reference point relative to which it can be moved void.
Or something.I bet Tony Mac knows more about stuff than John83, even though John83 is clearly the bigger nerd.
John83
15/08/2007, 5:21 PM
I bet Tony Mac knows more about stuff than John83, even though John83 is clearly the bigger nerd.
But only because Tony doesn't want to be the bigger nerd.
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 5:25 PM
But only because Tony doesn't want to be the bigger nerd.Tony Mac doesn't use comparative adjectives.
John83
15/08/2007, 5:28 PM
Tony Mac doesn't use comparative adjectives.
Yes he does (http://foot.ie/showthread.php?t=45431&highlight=bigger). But only because he wants to.
Bald Student
15/08/2007, 6:29 PM
There was no IAG process last winter, rather a list of teams Tony Mac will agree to play against.
John83
15/08/2007, 6:30 PM
Mad Tom doesn't know everything, just what Tony Mac tells him.
DmanDmythDledge
15/08/2007, 11:30 PM
If you Google search "Tony Mc getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
John83
16/08/2007, 9:14 AM
UCD doesn't need a UEFA licence for Belfield Park, we have a Tony Mac.
pineapple stu
16/08/2007, 11:19 PM
Heard that those two guns tonight voluntarily gave themselves in to the police when they heard Tony Mac was coming.
John83
16/08/2007, 11:21 PM
I hear that the only reason there were guns at all was in case Tony felt like playing. How else were they going to stop him?
Schumi
17/08/2007, 11:25 AM
I hear that the only reason there were guns at all was in case Tony felt like playing. How else were they going to stop him?Blasphemy, how would guns stop him? :mad:
Titan
17/08/2007, 11:56 AM
Clearly Tony would have been worried for our safety and didnt want to have to get the game called off after smiting the offenders
Schumi
17/08/2007, 12:04 PM
They wouldn't dare call it off. :D
Aberdonian Stu
17/08/2007, 12:25 PM
Contrary to popular belief the sound of Tony Mac clicking his fingers and not the Hoff's singing was the direct cause of the fall of the Berlin wall.
John83
22/08/2007, 4:01 PM
Anyone care to give their team for the Rovers game? Mine is
6.Tony Mac.
That is all.
Bald Student
22/08/2007, 7:50 PM
1. Tony Mac
2. Tony Mac
3. Tony Mac
4. Tony Mac
5. Tony Mac
6. Tony Mac
7. Tony Mac
8. Ronan Finn
9. Tony Mac
10. Tony Mac
11. Tony Mac
Bald Student
22/08/2007, 7:50 PM
Anyone get anything interesting from their true love this christmas?
pineapple stu
22/08/2007, 11:21 PM
I got lots of different presents, yet all subtly the same.
Bald Student
24/08/2007, 5:25 AM
In a few billion years, the universe will collapse on itself, implode and then exploding in another big bang.
No one gets out alive.
Except Tony Mac
Heard that in training, Tony played a match against the entire squad - just him versus the 20 other guys.
he was one nil up at half time but it finished 1-1. I bumped into him at the under 21's and asked him what happened in the second half, he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left
Aberdonian Stu
24/08/2007, 9:02 AM
That's a lie. Tony Mac would never have only been 1-0 up with 20 minutes to go.
John83
24/08/2007, 10:44 AM
he was one nil up at half time but it finished 1-1. I bumped into him at the under 21's and asked him what happened in the second half, he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left
This is what happens with Paul Byrne injured. How many did Sammo miss, eh?
he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left
...but only because he wanted to
pineapple stu
25/08/2007, 1:32 AM
I heard Tony challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, but Chuck Norris never showed up.
John83
09/10/2007, 3:29 PM
The final digit of pi is Tony Mac.
Tony Mac is the third secret of Fatima
Tony Mac is the image on the shroud of turin
Tony Mac is DB Cooper (oh, please look up wikipedia)
Tony Mac split the atom
Tony Mac is the fourth ring of Saturn
Poor Student
09/10/2007, 7:04 PM
Tony Mac is Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
CollegeTillIDie
10/10/2007, 7:18 PM
And on the eighth day God created Tony Mac, and saw that it was so good that he took the rest of eternity off for a well earned rest :D
John83
22/05/2008, 5:16 PM
Ah, ******. I miss Tony.
Tony is so cool, I met him last night
pineapple stu
29/05/2008, 12:35 PM
Hold on, that's not funny. It must be true so...?
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