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jebus
27/07/2007, 3:55 PM
No penis jokes allowed!! :D

Just in an internet cafe in Templebar, with swarms of British tourists around the place, and your man at the counter is playing Rebel Songs. I don't think anyones copped it yet, but songs like Come Out You Black and Tans can't go down well with the many stag parties around here :p
superfrank
27/07/2007, 4:07 PM
I was watching CSI Miami the other night and in the closing scene David Caruso was talking to a scam-victim who had a baby boy in his arms. Caruso bent down and attempted to smile in a pleasant way at the baby. Straightaway the baby, who probably doesn't know how to say the word "acting", turned away with a frown on his face. It was priceless.
paul_oshea
27/07/2007, 4:25 PM
just in an internet cafe in Templebar

are you sure you werent one of those fellas you were on about before.......
jebus
27/07/2007, 4:30 PM
The racists or the scummers who inhabit these cafes? :p
TonyD
29/07/2007, 10:07 PM
I was watching CSI Miami the other night and in the closing scene David Caruso was talking to a scam-victim who had a baby boy in his arms. Caruso bent down and attempted to smile in a pleasant way at the baby. Straightaway the baby, who probably doesn't know how to say the word "acting", turned away with a frown on his face. It was priceless.

That guy is probably the worst actor I've ever seen (outside of the Fair City cast obviously:D) He's dreadful.
Torn-Ado
30/07/2007, 3:47 PM
That guy is probably the worst actor I've ever seen (outside of the Fair City cast obviously:D) He's dreadful.

I know. I hate that ginger tosser. Does he always have to talk in such a low tone.
Risteard
30/07/2007, 4:02 PM
Our left winger gets the crowd off their feet sometimes.
John83
30/07/2007, 4:32 PM
My dog worrying a pair of socks like a rat.
tricky_colour
30/07/2007, 8:46 PM
My dog worrying a pair of socks like a rat.

???

Since when do rats have a reputation for "worrying"?
TonyD
30/07/2007, 9:41 PM
??? surely he meant the dog was doing the worrying ? (Probabaly about the ever expanding rat population :))
John83
31/07/2007, 1:52 PM
???

Since when do rats have a reputation for "worrying"?
To 'worry' is what a terrier does to a rat - the dog grips the rat in its mouth and shakes the rat to death.
stann
31/07/2007, 3:47 PM
I got that much. What I want to know is why do you have a pair of socks like a rat?
John83
31/07/2007, 3:49 PM
I got that much. What I want to know is why do you have a pair of socks like a rat?
That's easy. Pairs of socks go missing all the time, but it takes effort to get rid of a rat.
citizenerased
02/08/2007, 2:57 PM
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly..also she can open a tin of biscuits!
Bluebeard
02/08/2007, 3:13 PM
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly..also she can open a tin of biscuits!

I've a sister does the same.
paul_oshea
02/08/2007, 3:17 PM
citizen is your dog a bitch?

like bluebeards sister?
noby
02/08/2007, 3:18 PM
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly

How often is your dog on telly?
Bluebeard
02/08/2007, 3:41 PM
citizen is your dog a bitch?

like bluebeards sister?

Now now Paul, just because she wasn't up for it with you - no means two barks means no:p
paul_oshea
02/08/2007, 4:04 PM
hehe :D
nedder
02/08/2007, 5:22 PM
my dog barks at pat kenny every time he comes on the telly

Is Pat Kenny a porno actor???
paul_oshea
02/08/2007, 5:50 PM
bluebeards sister an pat kenny the porn star
Bluebeard
03/08/2007, 10:27 AM
bluebeards sister an pat kenny the porn star

:eek:
I can't stop shivering at the thought of ANY part of that sentence.
citizenerased
03/08/2007, 12:44 PM
jaysus lads he are on fire, keepem comin;)