How gay are you?

[pól-dcfc]

I got 20%. It said I need to be more gay. I'm shocked to be honest, I assumed I was much gayer than that.

Mind you it doesn't seem to be very scientific.:)

[Wangball]

The lengths people will go to to get a knob in their hand like...

I'm the straightest guy I know! If I want a knob in my hand all I have to do is reach down...at least that way I don't have to worry about rejection or infectious diseases...(I believe they can't be caught twice!),,If any of ye lads are that repulsed by the idea of holding another mans knob or him holding yours maybe its because your afraid you'll like it a bit too much and there's a fear in the back of your mind that you've wasted your life up until that point! Where as I know I'm straight so I have no problem with another man holding me like a paintball gun (loosely clenched fist and with some cupping) because I know its not gonna fill up with blood!!


EDIT....I've tried your conventional gay test am 33% gay....am disappointed

[jebus]

30% gay, and I say that with a penis in my mouth....:eek:

[thischarmingman]

This is a crock, everyone knows there's only one true gay test, to take the test requires 2 males....You stand facing your mate, he holds your kn*b & you hold his, 1st one to get an erection = Gay.....I'm dealing in science here fella's, it can be exanded too...if you want to test a 3rd person you form a triangle, eache man reaching to his right, a 4th person gives you a square, any more than this you enter into daisy chain territory


Is this you on the right?

http://i29.tinypic.com/25tcai0.jpg

[Wangball]

Nope, if I were in that picture I'd be on the left, in the dominant position or as some people refer to it "The Drivers Seat"

Also, I'm white

[rambler14]

I'm 16% gay.
Like luka I got worried when I saw the dial move up to 100%.

[jmurphyc]

I'm 36%. I remember taking that test about 5 years ago (I think it was the same one) and I was around 60% gay (possibly more) to my horror, so it's nice to know I'm getting straighter in my old age.

[thischarmingman]

30%. Just heading into town to meet up with Graham Norton.

[holidaysong]

63%

'You're quite open-minded between the sheets and just a little bit gay when out on the streets!'

:D

[SkStu]

33% - which third is gay i wonder... 2 legs and my left arm i reckon.

[sullanefc]

16% - too straight for this gay world we live in :D

[blackholesun]

16% :cool:

bhs

[blobbyblob]

13% -

This is the best result I've had in about 10 years

[Aaron]

16%. I shat myself when that dial bar went up to 100%:D

[forza rovers]

23%
when it hit 100% i was shocked but then it said view results.

[smellyfeet]

13%. still pi$$ed off tough.

[gustavo]

13%. still pi$$ed off tough.

Why would you be ****ed off with that

[smellyfeet]

Why would you be ****ed off with that

Don't want to be even 1% gay, hate the tough of it:(

[noby]

Cripes. They're coming out of the woodwork today.

[gustavo]

Don't want to be even 1% gay, hate the tough of it:(

Well you're 13% gay now young man , thats over a tenth of you ,it can only grow steadily you might as well just stop living a lie and hang out with the boys :D

[smellyfeet]

Well you're 13% gay now young man , thats over a tenth of you ,it can only grow steadily you might as well just stop living a lie and hang out with the boys :D

OK Booster;)

[gilberto_eire]

:D

So... what was the outcome of your trial of this test? Get a raging hard-on?

On the subjest of erections, isn't it a pity that the great word "hardener" has all but dropped out of everyday parlance?

Finest word for a stiffy ever. I've been trying to bring it back, but English people seem to be completely unawares of it's subtle charm.

I'd be more on a ''Bone'r''(spelling?) man myself, ''Hard-on'' from time to time!!:D

Got like 17% in that quiz(i think), said i'm too straight for the modern day!!. So what if i don't wear leather pants!!??:)

[marlow_mayo_boy]

apparantly I'm 43% gay!! hope my wife doesn't find out??.....

[pól-dcfc]

I'd be more on a ''Bone'r''(spelling?) man myself, ''Hard-on'' from time to time!!:D

Got like 17% in that quiz(i think), said i'm too straight for the modern day!!. So what if i don't wear leather pants!!??:)

Boner is just to American.

Hardener all the way.

[Dunny]

23%...

[padjoe]

23% must say my heart started racing rapidly as the meter went to 100%.

[Wangball]

Boner is just to American.

Hardener all the way.

I like to refer to mine as a used ladies sanitary item (i.e. its full of blood)

[thischarmingman]

I like to refer to mine as a used ladies sanitary item (i.e. its full of blood)

Still 'single and looking' Wangball? How odd...












:p

[Wangball]

No I'm actually married with 2 kids and a dog named rover (second Life does count doesn't it???)

[thischarmingman]

(second Life does count doesn't it???)

If you say it often enough...;)

[Green_Hoop]

6%

Apparently way too Straight for modern times.

[cheifo]

Irony is of course is that you need to be about 1/3 Gay(grooming,dress sense etc) to pull a decent bird these days.
For some reason it reminds me of a fella from Northern England explaining to me
the highly macho but confusing standards expected from men in Middlesborough.
"Its the only place in the World where if you take your girlfriend out on a Friday night instead of getting really drunk with the lads you are called a poof.":confused::D