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osarusan
23/06/2007, 3:28 PM
OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm)

Let the puns commence.
pineapple stu
23/06/2007, 4:19 PM
Ouch...

On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.
Lionel Ritchie
23/06/2007, 6:20 PM
OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm)

Let the puns commence.

Can't believe I'm going to make it to the 'Pulled Off' pun first ...ah crap I've ruined it.

She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!:D
gustavo
23/06/2007, 6:45 PM
I've heard of women being ballbreakers before...
pete
23/06/2007, 7:50 PM
Let the puns commence.



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Cymro
23/06/2007, 8:29 PM
Seems to me this was definitely an act of violence. If she'd genuinely not intended to rip his nad off, her reaction would not have been to stick it in her gob, that's for sure.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this, at least this fella still has one left though.......:eek:
strangeirish
23/06/2007, 8:44 PM
Maybe the poor girl just wanted her tonsils back.
gustavo
23/06/2007, 11:27 PM
Thats a spicy meatball!
osarusan
24/06/2007, 1:08 AM
Ouch...

On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.

Also, I saw a case in the US where a guy is trying to sue a dry cleaners. They had a sign saying "Same Day Service" "Cstomer Satisfaction Guaranteed", but due to some screw-up, they were not able to clean the guy's pants on the same day, thus causing him "mental anguish" to the tune of $65,000,000. Just hope it gets thrown out.
dfx-
24/06/2007, 10:24 PM
She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!:D

I'd be more bothered by her interpretation that she "never meant to harm him":eek::D
superfrank
25/06/2007, 8:24 AM
I love the bit about the friend handing it back saying: "That's yours". A whole lotta good it'll do now.
Magicme
25/06/2007, 9:03 AM
You go girl!








Now lads flirt with me if u dare!
osarusan
26/06/2007, 12:24 AM
Dry cleaning guy (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6238364.stm) loses his case. Good news.
pete
26/06/2007, 1:45 PM
Dry cleaning guy (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6238364.stm) loses his case. Good news.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld dry cleaning shrunk shirt episode. :)
Block G Raptor
26/06/2007, 6:20 PM
Talk about caught by the Bo!!ix
John83
26/06/2007, 7:16 PM
"I am in no way a violent person."

Ha!
First
27/06/2007, 12:36 PM
You go girl!








Now lads flirt with me if u dare!

Hi Magic , how are you today.

I am forever more wearing a protective cup
AidoM
26/07/2007, 11:01 AM
Was he a right bo***x :eek:
jebus
27/07/2007, 3:52 PM
Was he a right bo***x :eek:

That's bo**ox!! :o
Mr A
27/07/2007, 8:05 PM
2 and a half years for that? If a man did something similarly violent he'd be looking at 10 years at least.

It's those double standards again.
Sheridan
27/07/2007, 8:56 PM
"I am in no way a violent person."
A juror commented afterwards that "I couldn't swallow that b0llocks either."
L37Ultra
27/07/2007, 11:48 PM
OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm)

Let the puns commence.


Just becasue he had the "balls" to stand up to her!! :rolleyes::D
Block G Raptor
30/07/2007, 6:05 PM
Just becasue he had the "balls" to stand up to her!! :rolleyes::D

Yeah HAD!!:D
bellavistaman
31/07/2007, 9:34 AM
2 and a half years for that? If a man did something similarly violent he'd be looking at 10 years at least.

It's those double standards again.

if a man did something simular to a woman hed really want to heighten his standards!:D:D
strangeirish
31/07/2007, 1:10 PM
if a man did something simular to a woman hed really want to heighten his standards!:D:D
That would be a case of where the 'cat' got his tongue...:D
Green Tribe
31/07/2007, 3:44 PM
Sorry but I remember reading this in work when it first came out and laughing my head off :D :p

Ouch!
dcfc1985
31/07/2007, 3:54 PM
Sorry but I remember reading this in work when it first came out and laughing my head off :D :p

Ouch!

I better watch myself :eek:
osarusan
20/01/2008, 1:55 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

Update - jailed for 2 and a years.
Dunny
20/01/2008, 3:30 AM
Dear Jesus!...OWW!!:eek::eek: